Conlegium Sicariorum

Contracts

Here is a list of the various NPC contracts of the various Assassins' Guilds. Based on the wishes of the Guild Master, I am only allowed to show the name, price , and tag of the client. Good Hunting!

Also, if you want to see the certificate of the inhuming great, THE Dane Caedes himself, scroll to the bottom of the page.

Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild (Conlegium Sicariorum)

Name	Price	Tag
Wreck-Me-Own-Boat Thursday	AM $4.95	thursday
Jack Straw	AM $45	jack
Ned Simnel	AM $80	ned
The LAG	AM $150	lag
Harley Skiller	AM $17	skiller
Mum Blithesome	AM $70	blithesome
Sokkard	AM $250	sokkard
Ilik Tanikalot	AM $750	ilik
Albert	AM $15	albert
Cut-Me-Own-Throat-Dibbler	AM $24.95	dibbler
Hoff Buchannon	AM $200	Hoff

The Ninja

Name	Price	Tag
Stavic Longbeard	66Rh 80s	stavic
Truckle the Uncivil	700Rh	truckle
Wun Good Cuppa	900Rh	cuppa
Fivespoon	15Rh	fivespoon
Serene Roses	90Rh	roses
Laggy-san	125Rh	laggy-san
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala	24Rh 114s	dibhala

The Hashishim

Name	Price	Tag
Chop-Me-Own-Head-Off Dhblah	DjToon 49.90	dhblah
Hlep-hlep	DjToon 500.50	hlep
Noc-noc-bang	DjToon 270.00	noc
71-Hour Ahmed	DjToon 1390.00	ahmed
Rahn-fara-wai	DjToon 550.00	rahn
Mihk-gran-bohp	DjToon 151.00	bohp
Phos-phor	DjToon 1100.00	phos
Teh-takk-eht	DjToon 350.00	teh
May-I-Be-Dipped-In-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah	DjToon 19.95	dih-bah-lah
Tag-ahn-ruhn	DjToon 75.00	tag

The Mano Rossa

Name	Price	Tag
Tfat Chick	4,6,66Gf	chick
Albert Dimagio	2,2,6,66Gd	dimagio
Mr. Tulip	6,0,0,0Gd	tulip
Sleep Diblarr	3,3,26Gf	diblarr
Noobie	1,0,0Gf	noobie
General Sallyforth	6,6,6,66Gd	sallyforth
Greig Schwitz	2,4,0Gf	schwitz
Madame Delight	1,6,0Gf	mdelight
Dielar	2,9,3,33Gd	dielar
Stake-Me-Own-Heart Dybbler	3,3,26Gf	heart

Dane's Unbelievable Certificate

Throughout the years, there have been many proficient inhumers. Certain names, like Kitiana or Sleffie McBing come to mind. But if you need to pick the best of the best, Dane Caedes immediately comes to mind.

Dane has the most proficient inhumer on the Disc. Famous for his vast dagger bonus, he has closed many contracts, NPC and PK. In fact, there have been lobbying for Dane posters once, though talk of that has receded.

Dane now spends his time on World of Warcraft, and occasionally comes back to the Disc to close contracts and kill stuffses.

He has generously allowed his certificate to be published for all to see (and drool over), at it's grand total of 466 inhumes. I bring to you, Dane's Certificate!

A thick piece of parchment with a black silk ribbon border and the Assassins' Guild seal embossed on it.  This certificate proves that the bearer is a graduated Assassin.  Assassins are to carry it with them at all times, and it will keep a record of any and all inhumations the Assassin carries out for the Guild.  You could also review the charter of rules adopted by the Guild of Assassins.

It appears to have something written on it.

The assassin's certificate also contains some writing.

This is to certify that Dane has graduated from the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Assassins.

Signed,

  Miss Band.

Under the old system you inhumed:

Albert x4          Cody x2          Ilik x4             Laady          Paranoia       Tock          
Blithesome x4  Dhblah x4       Iownyou           Lag x4         Saetta           Treem         
Bohp x4           Dibbler x4       Jack x4           Millie x4       Skiller x4        Tulip x4      
Carrot x4         Flar                 Juan                Nabber        Sokkard x2     Viviene       
Clarence x4     Hemura          Kaelin              Ned x4        Stavic x4        

For a total of 76 inhumes.

For the Guild of Assassins you have inhumed:

Abdominal      Cateye         Flamore x2       Kos x2         Petrov x2        Smile         
Abhishek x2    Celene        Fole x2             Kowyli          Phenom          Sokkard x4    
Acrin x2          Chamdar     Fritlin                Kyou            Phixion           Sonny         
Alatariel          Chaste x2    Gastro              Laady x2      Pite x6           Squeegy        
Albert x4         Chi x2         Gorak              Lag x4          Pokey            Sunniva x3    
Alfie                Chieftain      Grissom           Levin            Polleke x2      Suntzu        
Alkifrolic          Chowmein    Groux              Lexx x2        Preview         Tales x3      
Althius x5        Ciso             Grunt               Linseed        Ptoley            Tamis         
Altocor            Cize             Haste               Lusty           Rangi x3        Temptress     
Andrew           Clac             Headhunter      Machiavelli    Remtra          Theo x4       
Aniline             Coilla           Hirad               Maelin          Repent x2     Thunder       
Apothis x2       Cripsi           Hurukan          Malandra      Risk              Tuscan        
Avant               Cruiser         Hypo              Mcleod          Sala              Ultimo x4     
Axion               Dibbler x4    Ice                 Mil                Scaramanga   Valkyr x2     
Balrog x2         Drow            Ilenore            Nabber x12  Sciante          Wile x2       
Belanar            Echo             Ilik x4             Ned x4         Sera              Wilob x4      
Beloughlor        Ekko             Ithillium          Niccolo          Servius          Xincrii x2    
Bezmer            Elistan x3      Jack x4          Nikita            Shambles       Yngwie        
Blithesome x4   Elite              Jasassin         Njial              Shandor         Zoot          
Bonobo x2        Enune x3      Juju               Occifer           Sined x6         
Boron               Falco             Julnar            Ofelia            Skiller x4       
Bronx               Fallen            Kanashimi x2 Okoi              Sleeter          
Calagan x9       Firamos         Kelvamore      Perseus         Sleffie          

For a total of 232 inhumes.

For the Ninja you have inhumed:

Alatariel        Cuppa x4        Grissom           Levin            Roses x4        Temptress     Aleksi           Dibhala x4       Gwydion      Nabber x3       Rumatha          Thunder       
Andrew         Factional          Hirad             Nikita            Starwiz            Truckle x4    
Apothis x2     Fayte               Laady x2        Petrov x2        Stavic x4         Ultimo        
Chaste          Fivespoon x4   Laggy-san x4   Pite x3           Tales           Wilob         
Cruiser           Galadriel        Lepp               Rangi               Tarutaru         

For a total of 63 inhumes.

For the Mano Rossa you have inhumed:

Chick x4        Dielar x4         Gwydion         Mdelight x4     Sallyforth x4    Tulip x4      
Diblarr x4      Dimagio x4      Heart x4        Noobie x4       Schwitz x4       

For a total of 41 inhumes.

For the Hashishim you have inhumed:

Ahmed x4     Dalmuros x2         Draygon          Noc x4            Sined         Teky          
Bohp x4        Darios                  Gwydion x2     Pencil              Tag x4
Cazmoch       Dhblah x4            Hlep x4           Phos x4           Tales
Cruiser          Dih-bah-lah x4     Hypo              Rahn x4           Teh x4

For a total of 53 inhumes.

For a grand total of: 465 inhumes.